Horticulture and Agriculture
September 27, 2009
Straight from the office of small-minded New Zealanders comes John Keys’ fantastic idea, a ‘global alliance’ to promote horticulture and agriculture. Apparently he and his heroin-addict lady friend, the feared East German überhag Helen Clark, have so disappointed the Ministry of Foreign Affairs that they, MFA, have decided to argue that all peoples have the right to get high. John Key sees this as a new opportunity to bludge money off other people so his chums can disprove the existence of the sun and probably convinced himself it was his idea while stoned and arranging for yours truly to get arrested for possession of marijuana. Maybe he wants to research the reason Kurt Wendelborn’s farts smell the way they do – mutant phospholipase allele? We’ve already done the math, the geographics, the genetics, the biochemistry, and the grain bowl analysis – dirty poo chewers from Germany with a link to the temple of Baal and the home of Babylon, east of Palestine which is east of Egypt which is west of the place that that Jewish guy called Palestine.
The consumerist version of the Global Alliance for Peace, an Inconvenient Truth (I was right, George Washington lied — so when is it okay to not say anything?), and the sensible idea to not allow any genetic modification but in flowers until we have people check the flowers for negative auras?
Quit stealing my stuff. Give it back.
Genetic Engineering and Genetic Islands
December 25, 2007
We all know the story of Jurassic Park. An island upon which once extinct creatures are brought back to life in the safety of a geographically isolated region.
